Sluggin' it Up!

Walking into lamp posts A star role in my own comedy show It seems that I've invented A proximity between you and me And now guess who's lurking Mad-eyed and mortified I'm strolling oh so casually By your workplace Still hoping we can get past third base Back on the loose again Until the bitter end If you're not obsessed with me just pretend I'm a slow-mo cyclone You're stood in the way This summer's suffocating I'm groundhoggin' Just sluggin' it up There's clearly no potential Between you and me but I still wanna see if my last two brain cells Can't get their act together, oh well It's true that all my friends got kids now I'm still waiting on someone to take me out Back on the loose again Until the bitter end If you're not obsessed with me can't you pretend I'm a slow-mo cyclone You're blocking the way In my defence I was ovulating In my defence there was a full moon looking into my bedroom I should know better and I do yeah I do yeah I do But life's humiliating I just wanna make it through Cramps are out to get me Bed spreadin' All day doubled-up A Nurofen ain't helping But I'm finally dressed up just to trot round the block For some fear and loathing Your local joker's high on hormones Hot-flushing in the day's first shadows Deliver me your dirt cheap merlot Back on the loose again Until the bitter end If you're not obsessed with me can't we pretend I'm a slow-mo cyclone