The Last Of The Secret Agents

He's never caught one spy I'm told He's never even caught a cold Got his degree from Disney Land But he's the last of the secret agents And he's my man He's an underwhelming kind of sleuth He thinks James Bond's some kind of suit He's further back than an "also ran" But he's the last of the secret agents And he's my man He'd come in third in a two-horse race I've never had to slap his face (What a shame) But people try to understand He's the last of the secret agents And he's my man He's the last of the secret agents And he's my man He's the last of the secret agents And he's my man