The Definition of Gooning

Suck my goon-ceptor I'm gonna read the Urban Dictionary definition of gooning To this music To be even more accurate When the gooning state is achieved The man's body becomes for all intents and purposes An appendage to his erection The male becomes freed of all Social codes of conduct He may become very vocal While his body and face might take on The undignified expressions and poses (You just become goon mad) All in response to the intensely exquisite Caresses his penis is exposed to (That state usually achieved after a prolonged edging session) Hence, the term "goon" since at this point The man effectively looks like a silly foolish person (As a result a, quote-unquote, "gooned-out man" Will become very expressive and demonstrative) Gooning is not a 'narcisstic' manifestation Narcissism is extreme selfishness With a grandiose view of one's own talents Rather, gooning is closer to a meditation experience Where the mind and body align Focused on a single thought or feeling This section was written by FunkyJerker (Dan, I'm so glad that you're apart of the gooning community now) (Because I've been gooning for centuries) Let's not, let's not say it I, if there is a community, let's not put ourselves in it