Is There Anybody Out There?

Is there anybody out there Who would like a little bit of what I got? I promise not to take up too much of your precious time And it should only take a minute It's a deal, it's a steal, the sale of the century Don't walk away or you'll surely regret it 'Cause it's bargain time A consumable delight, so get in line Everything must go, but don't panic Everything's for sale if you got the readies Is there anybody out there who'd like a little bit of what I got? It's got your name written all over Sound too good to be truer than it generally is I got that in red, white, and blue Coffee color yellow right up to curfew Step back in time for one night only We slenderize for solely the lonely Is there anybody out there who would like a little bit of what I got? You're on a promise, a slide warranty that comes With worthless twaddle that I can't guarantee I sell ice to Eskimos for tuppence a bag Or a line of guacamole to the holy in drag (yeah, yeah, yeah) Oh, I'll blow you a smoke screen from the soles of my feet They'll lead you up and down along a one-way street (along a one way street) Step back in time for one night only We slenderize for solely the lonely Step back in time for one night only Will slenderize for solely the lonely Step back