Welcome to my world!
A world where people schmooze
Just so they have schmoozers one day
A world where people schmooze
Just so they have schmoozers one day
A world where people's egoes
Are bigger than their dicks
And more fragile than their balls
And there's enough red tape going around
To make condoms for blow up dolls
I mean, that's what we all wanna be anyways
Blow up dolls!
I wanna be a mean and lean blow up doll
I wanna be a mean and lean blow up doll
To grace us and stay for an unfashionably long time
So say all you want, cuz baby, its showbiz!
Who do I schmooze, how many kilos or friends do I lose?
Who do I schmooze, how many days of the week do I booze?
Which parties, which friends, which white boy to fuck
Whose cup of chai to bus, whose daddy's name I... (scat)
Showbiz!
