World's Greatest Actor

Roll out the carpet, break all the champers 'Cause the award for the best actor, Randy, it was you Running your mouth full of mush and them pampers You've done a lobby, we all know, then it oughta be true Nobody's buying it yet, you're still supplying it, yeah The most compulsive and delusive type of liar we've met You never get out of bed, we know you're swimming in debt But everybody, please quiet on set, 'cause Lights, cameras, action, we're rolling Low focus, keep the frame moving Move back, but don't get distracted 'Cause here comes the world's greatest actor They don't believe in you That's why they're leaving you We don't believe in you There's no evasion, they stand upon entry Soon as you walk in, everybody knows there's one up your sleeve Every occasion is loaded with plenty You've got a lot and even all the people want you to leave Nobody's buying it yet, you're still supplying it, yeah The most compulsive and delusive type of liar we've met You never mean what you say, you made it up in your head Can everybody please, quiet on set, 'cause Lights, cameras, action, we're rolling Low focus, keep the frame moving Move back, but don't get distracted 'Cause here comes the world's greatest actor They don't believe in you That's why they're leaving you We don't believe in you Here we go again, and though he said he'd sought revenge It never happened, it was a factual thing He's got another script, but he's a little bit omissive Now I'll tell you from the back of his team Nobody's buying it yet, you're still supplying it, yeah The most compulsive and delusive type of liar we've met You've got us all in regret, the main event of the bet Can everybody, please, quiet on set? Lights, cameras, action, we're rolling Low focus, keep the frame moving Move back, but don't get distracted 'Cause here comes the world's greatest actor Lights, cameras, action, we're rolling Low focus, keep the frame moving Move back, but don't get distracted 'Cause here comes the world's greatest actor They don't believe in you That's why they're leaving you We don't believe in you That's why they're leaving you Here comes the world's greatest actor