Where Did You Go To?

There's a man, Desperate Dan, looking for a wife And if he can't find the right one, he'll explode Says he'd like one that likes cycling in the nude No wonder then as yet no-one has showed You can paddle your canoe up and down a busy creek The question though is this with no water so to speak Where did you go to? Who did you see? How did you know I'd be there? Oh, and did you remember not to forget? Tell me 'cause I don't care And if you knew Peggy Sue, you might know the song But if you knew her secret, would you tell? Seems to me, for a fee, we would sell our souls If only for the coffers, it would swell You can bless your cotton socks, all the woolly ones at least The only problem being, what if you can't find the priest? So where did you go to? Who did you see? How did you know I'd be there? Oh, and did you remember not to forget? Tell me 'cause I don't, tell me 'cause I don't care Don't care Doesn't mean the world is coming to an end Doesn't mean there won't be no more News At 10 If your armadillo with a currant bun Are you off your rocker, or just having fun? Take your time, learn your lines, call somebody's bluff But don't try this at home, know what I mean? Use your head, make your bed, turn the duvet 'round That way it will look like it was clean With a waiting list of one stretching right around the block It's hard not to conclude, where it starts is where it stops So where did you go to? Who did you see? How did you know I'd be there? (Oh, I'd be there) Did you remember (did you remember?) Not to forget? Tell me 'cause I don't, tell me 'cause I don't Tell me 'cause I don't, tell me 'cause I don't care Don't care