Ho Ho Ho

Oh, my God, we should do another song! But we already said, "Bye-bye-bye" But it's Christmas! So you wanna write a song about Jesus Christ? Or Santa Clause? Or his wife? Who the hell is Santa's wife? She the baddest, she a savage She make the best cookies ever, she no average Think he schedules by himself, then you're mad, bitch Every kid got a gift, 'cause she planned shit Not the face of the campaign, but she's the brain Ain't no side dish, honey, 'cause she's the main (So, she really has a seat at the table?) No, she ate (oh?) She left no crumbs on her plate! There's a saint at the North Pole and it isn't Saint Nick Her name is Gertrude and she's got a long (dick!) List, sh-she's got a long list She says, "Ho, ho, ho, merry Christmas from the Pole I hope it fucking snows, don't eat the cookie dough" Ho, ho, ho, merry Christmas from the Pole Let's start the fuckin' show, one, two, three, let's go She's no goody, she's a baddy Everybody knows her addy Not a mommy, call her daddy (Sorry?) Daddy (sorry?) Daddy There's a saint at the Pole and it isn't Saint Nick No, her name is Gertrude and she's got a long (list!) Yeah, I was getting to that She says, "Ho, ho, ho, merry Christmas from the Pole I hope it fuckin' snows, don't eat the cookie dough" Ho, ho, ho, merry Christmas from the Pole Let's start the fuckin' show, one, two, three, let's go Christmas Tree Snowman Glee Reindeer Neigh Gertrude Sleigh One, two, three, let's hoe, hoe, hoe, hoe (no, no) Hoe, hoe, hoe, hoe, hoe (not like that, no) It kinda sounds a little like (like what?) Like never mind There's a saint at the North Pole and it isn't Saint Nick Her name is Gertrude and she's got a long (clit!) Are you fucking kidd- Ho, ho, ho, merry Christmas from the Pole I hope it fucking snows, don't eat the cookie dough Ho, ho, ho, merry Christmas from the Pole Let's start the fucking show, one, two, three, let's go To the North Pole!