Pidgin 101

Pidgin 101 They say I'll never make it in the mainland cuz da way I speak I'm like what's so main about that land to call it that is even a reach You think I need to be accepted by haoles to be successful? When da tourist spend their life savings to learn our culture to feel something special In fact I teach a class and translate our words So welcome to pidgin 101 open ya ears and learn You messing up my Braddah Humbalala palala The root of all evil is Kala The root of a plant that we drink is kava Pregame ritual is haka No S in the Hawaiian language but we still throw shakas Higher than your Maka Maka That's stuck up Taco lift the truck up Tako octo pus we gon munch up All buss cuz he punch drunk False crack getting punched up Scrap now we gotta fight Dummeh not so bright Haole sometimes is white But mostly cuz they don't know how fo act right So no touch the honu Just rub ya opu Stay away from batu And da birds that's aku Forbidden is kapu If you no listen Soup soup soup soup soup wassup bu Raja not a name I comply what you sayin No say passion fruit Or we Lilikoi bang Delicious ono Big lip chocho Crazy lolo Righteous pono Weed pakalolo Rappers popolo I guess I'm not a rapper Ima Angry Local Cheehu da opposite of hoochie That's who you have sex with, oof'n Hale is my home Poke u like bone Poke tho Usually raw fish in a bowl If you grind too much probably get fat Kanak attack eat til you gotta take nap Choke means plenty Futts so deadly Make a flea jump like ukulele Molokai bread with the guava jelly Anything else is rubbah, shitty Wahine girl, Kane male, Nowadays tho shmall kine hard fo tell Gotta shishi restroom no hold 'em in If you Mahu u can use boto dem Boto penis Punani vagina Local is a Kamaaina Malama da aina Take care of the land Why you think you see Mahalo on trash cans Do you understand me? Here's one you'll know Ohana means family Keiki is your children If they act pilau You gotta give em lickens Smack da okole After cps visit Bumbai da kine If you don't know da kine You not that Akamai Ah c'mon hacome the first thing you like learn Is another language bad words? Well guess what? Hawaiian no more any my braddah But in pidgin we get watchufaka Sup you faka How's dat faka Back in hanabata days Das my faka Like dis song dat faka is mean You is fafa if you voted Josh green Nah jp not the one from The Green Jp just playing unless you shop'n at jeeeeans Warehouse Bebedeez gotta air Em out No mo Hana hau Cuz dis faka all pau right now All done, finished, over kden shoots Alooooha