Disney Channel

I blame the Disney Channel For my love of white boys Musicals and happy stories All the cute toys I want that happy ending I know he's out there waiting One thing that I can't deny I'm into pasty white guys Soul skaters, wild cats No man can compete with that Smart House to Motocrossed Clearly I've been brainwashed To fall for every boy in magazines Like a thirty-something year old little pre-teen I blame the Disney Channel For my love of white boys Conditioned as an Asian girly, was that a choice Just look at Pocahontas She fell in love with John Smith And Kocoum was hot as shit Who literally died for her, I'm over it Blonde hair, blue eyes Brunettes with hairy thighs Why is it I idolize The race who likes to colonize My body, my people, my mind This delulu fantasy of mine I blame the Disney Channel For my love of white boys Musicals and happy stories All the cute toys I want that happy ending I know he's out there waiting One thing that I can't deny I'm into pasty white guys Oooh... Why am I into white guys I blame the Disney Channel For my love of white boys Musicals and happy stories All the cute toys I want that happy ending I know he's out there waiting One thing that I can't deny, I'm into pasty white guys I blame the Disney Channel For my love of white boys (love of white boys) Musicals and happy stories All the cute toys (cutest toys) I want that happy ending I know he's out there waiting One thing that I can't deny I'm into pasty white guys Oooh... Why am I like this I hate that I'm into it Jocks who do musicals Skaters with daddy issues And they all need therapy