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That's a joke, that's a joke Ha-ha-ha, they gettin' roast Ha-ha-ha (That's a joke), that's a joke (ha-ha) Ha-ha-ha, what a joke! (Ha, ha-ha-ha) Aw, yeah, yeah, yeah, I'ma get the last laugh now right here I remember I was gettin' by until I had to get it all I could just be a movie star now, but I'm just gettin' to the punchline of everything So buckle up 'cause this a long ride like a limousine My girl like when I spoon her all night like vanilla bean, I like drinkin' Hennessy I got a lotta rapper in me, pause, now they wrapped around my finger, wedding ring Everything, gotta line it up, super calculated like a TI-83 Plus (whoa) I was out in China, gettin' the bread rappin' to 'em No, I wasn't, but you believe me 'cause I'm the type of guy That could be rappin' out in China, I'm swimmin' in vagina I get it, I do it, sometimes I fuck for fitness I got the pussy off Olympics, sweatin' like Olympics I need to take a breather, but she pleadin', say she need it Back to back to back like I'm Kobe, Shaq, I don't know But I got Stuart Scott up in my ear and he like, "Dave, you gotta booya on that back" (booya) If I went back on Bumble, bet their servers probably crumble, I am just another muggle 'Til I'm not one, it's hard to say nothin' like you up on Hot Ones I just got the new facts and they say I'm top one Women shave their pussy smooth, lookin' like a Ken doll Should've said a Barbie doll, oh, well Goodbye, au revoir, y'all in limbo, raised the bar I get on racks like my arm bar, I gave my best friend my old car I tried to tell ya, I'm a winner, it's just a matter of when I hit the club up with the players then get brunch with GM Holy smoke, these Gold singles make me pout If the shit ain't Platinum, what the fuck we talking 'bout? Baby, I just bought a house, baby, ain't no shoes allowed Baby, my girl so goddamn tan, she look racially ambiguous Picture this, I'm on prime time Gettin' head while I watch myself up on prime time Gettin' head and I'm even in a few commercials And the commercial breaks sellin' sex, literally, what's your hundo? I got the block on lock like I'm Mutombo The way I write, you might as well call me Trumbo This check for me or am I seein' double? I would lift weights at the gym but then I'm like, "Why?" (Why would I do that?) I'm a nice guy, gasp when I walk by I just got a package in the mail and I fucked twice Juggin', finessin', LeBron up in my mentions They peanut butter jealous, I'm on her like Nutella These motherfuckers, they done lost me, everything I'm doin' lofty I'm kinda wearin' on 'em like a soft tee, I got it ground up like coffee I had an '06 write it up, wildin' out Back in '06, I was talkin' 'bout graduatin', now I'm on Wild 'n Out Time has changed, got a lil grayness in my hair, I don't care I gotta face it, I ain't never knowin' how the money payment workin' There's a person, couple people probably, I don't even bother Big up to my father, he was so responsible and so logical What am I even doin'? Why am I rappin' like this? I'm such a loser I hate when rappers try to rap fast Make the kids dance, women lick my anus Thinkpieces on me, New York Times, I made it I'm fuckin' like a fable, doggystyle why she kegel Then we eat a couple bagels with The LOX, word to Jada (Jada told me I'm the best) And guess what? I'm the "it" guy for America Don't mind me, I'm over here just redefinin' the alpha male Don't mind me, I'm over here just gettin' all the opps (all the opps) How they rappin'? I been workin' on my craft, makin' it happen (work, work) We should make a bracket Don't forget that I'm the comedian, but I'm better than the rappers? That's a joke, that's a joke Ha-ha-ha, they gettin' roast Ha-ha-ha (that's a joke), that's a joke (ha-ha) Ha-ha-ha, what a joke! (Ha, ha-ha-ha)