Stupid With Love

When I was nine, I fell in love This Peace Corps guy I waited hours inside his tent with flowers Which made him laugh, which made me cry By 13, I gave up trying I decided I would be a mathematician 'Cause math is real I memorized a lot of pi Because addition and subtraction and division Would never make me feel so stupid with love I didn't get it I didn't get it, somehow Smart with math but stupid with love I didn't get it I didn't get it 'til now Hmm-mm So thank you, math, for being there To bring me joy And thank you, math 'Cause now you've brought me this cute boy He's like someone from TV He's like that guy who gives out roses to those women His clothes, his grooming And he's a foot away from me with swoopy hair And shiny eyes that I could swim in He is live and in the room And I'm stupid with love I wanna get it I wanna get it, but how? Smart with math but stupid with love I wanna get it I didn't get it 'til now Hmm-mm I'm astounded and nonplussed I am filled with calculust Does this guy work out? He must All sweaty at the gym Could that image be more hot? Let me just enjoy that thought School was rough but now it's not 'Cause now there's him! Stupid with love I didn't get it I didn't get it somehow Smart with math but stupid with love I didn't get it I didn't get it 'til now