Waking up on a Sunday morning
Check the clock it's a quarter after ten
All I wanted to do was sleep in
But I guess my girl made other plans
She said, 'get up! I know you're fucking sleeping'
'Why are you hard?! Don't keep my family waiting'
I got to hide this morning wood before I make my way downstairs
(What the fuck)
My girlfriend's making me
Sit and watch church on TV
Na na na na na na na na (x4)
She's making me watch church on TV
I shuffled to the couch
And laid the blanket down
Across the two of us to have my chapel coming out
But now I have a plan
Tucked into my waistband
I'm praying for some saving baby just give me a hand
Oh shit! Her dad!
He saw the blanket moving
He said "you're dead! Don't you play fucking stupid!"
"Get on your knees and pray with me"
She took my soul for the lord to keep
Yeah
My girlfriend's making me
Sit and watch church on TV
Na na na na na na na na (x4)
She's making me watch church on TV
Na na na na na na na na (x8)
My girlfriend's making me
Sit and watch church on TV
Church on TV
Church on TV
She's making me watch church on TV
