Double Dutch Bus

Give me a HO if you've got your funky bus fare... HO HO HO There's a double dutch bus comin' down the street Moving pretty fast So kinda shuffle your feet Get on the bus and pay your fare And tell the driver that you're Goin' to a Double Dutch Affair Fe Fi Fo Fum Well I'll be darn here it comes The Double Dutch Bus is on the street You'd better get off the curb Move your feet Bus fare trans-pass That's the way my money lasts Ain't got no car to get around When I go to work I've gotta go downtown Now I've missed my train That's a darn shame When I'm running late no sleep's to blame If you've gotta wife you know I'm right Gotta special man well I can understand Uptown, downtown everybody's getting down Say uptown say downtown Well I've missed my bus I know I'm late I've gotta do something I know I hate I'm gonna walk to work fifteen blocks I already got a hole in my socks Go ahead and laugh that's okay Cause what I really wanna say I got bad feet my corns hurt To top it off I'm late for work Let me tell you what I say When I'm dealing with the funky sidewalk Let me show you how to walk When I gotta do my funky walk Let me tell you what I say When I'm dealing with the funky sidewalk I say, sssshh-sugar Hilzi, gilzirls! Yilzall hilzave t' milzove ilzout the wilzay silzo the gilzuys can plilzay bilzasket-bilzall I say wizzat? Nizzo-izzo wizzay Yizzall bizzetter mizzove I say wizzat? Willze illzain't millzovin' Shillzu-gillzar! Bilzzaby Willze illzare plizzayin' dizzouble dizzutch Dizzouble dizzutch Dizzouble dizzutch Willze illzare plizzayin' dizzouble dizzutch Dizzouble dizzutch Dizzouble dizzutch Millze cillzan sillzome plilzay dilzzouble dilzutch Hilzzoo? My gizzirl Brillzing her izzin Izzo kizzay Izzall rizzight Izzo kizzay Izzall rizzight! Nizzow wizzee wilzzo-izzo-zee Bip, bomp, bam alakazam But only when you're grooving With the Double Dutch Man Put on your skates don't forget your rope Cause I know I'm gonna see you At my Double Dutch Show Rebecca, Lolita, Veshawn and Dawn Everytime you do the Double Dutch you really turn it on Bilzarbra, Mitzery, Milzetty, Kilsan Titzommy, Kitzerrance, Kilzommy that's my man Come on get on my Double Dutch Bus (The Double Dutch Bus) Let me hear you say do that (Do that) Let me hear you say Do that again (Do that again) Let me hear you say do the do Do the do Let me hear you say do the do the do Do the do the do Do the do, do do do do do Do the do, do do do do do