GOLDY

I stumbled on a Marilyn McCoo I didn't know what to do So hot her chimney smoked Forgot to open the flue And smoke filled up the room Man, I really choked Ain't it funny how the only one I need in the world Is a goldfish swimming in a bowl (oh, Goldy) It's kind of funny how the only one I need in the world Is a goldfish swimming in a bowl Comin' through the classifieds Found a girl looking for a guy As long as he's into furries Now I'm putting on my fancy clothes Combed my hair, even wearing a bowtie Tail between my legs has got me worried Ain't it funny how the only one I need in the world Is a goldfish swimming in a bowl (oh, Goldy) It's kind of funny how the only one I need in the world Is a goldfish swimming in a bowl A lotta fish in the sea But he's sticking with me A lotta fish in the sea But he's all that I need (Ain't it funny how the only one I need in this world), a lotta fish in the sea (Is a goldfish swimmin' in a bowl), but he's sticking with me (Ain't it funny how the only one I need in this world) a lotta fish in the sea (Is a goldfish swimmin' in a bowl), but he's all that I need, yeah Send me off to paradise Please forgive me all my vices I've done my best Tried not to mess with this world I think I'm gonna fly my friend Start this life all over again Even if I come back twice It's nice to imagine Goldy being mine