Smooches

You're my cupcake You're my sugar lump You're my schnooky wooky, wubby, dubby, honeybuns My peaches and cream My dumpling Wanna give your cheek a little squeeze Give you smooch, smooch, smooch, smoochy smooches I wanna give you little tiny smooches Smooch, smooch, all of the smooches Be my little shmoopy shmoo Wanna smoochie, oochie, moochie, smoochie, wooch Smoochy-saurus, smoochy-saurus coming for you Wanna smoochie, poochie, woochie, smoochie ooch Be my tyrrano-snuggle-boo You make me be like, "ah" I wanna hug you You make be like "oh" I wanna hold your hand I can feel you in my heart I can't wait for the smoochin' to start Now I got something, I got something, something for you I hope you want 'em, I can't wait to give 'em to you Can you guess, can you guess how many I got? I bet you can't, 'cause it's really a lot Is it two smooches? (No) Is it five smooches? (No) Is it ten smooches? (No) Is it 20 smooches? (No) Is it 50 smooches? (Higher) Is it 90? (Keep going) Ten-thousand? (Getting closer) One-hundred thousand? (Nope) It's four billion, eight-hundred thirty-six million Five hundred fifty-nine thousand, one-hundred seven point two Smooch, smooch, smooch, smoochy, smooches I wanna give you billions of smooches Smooch, smooch, way too many smooches Be my little shmoopy shmoo Smooch Smooch, smooch, smooch smoochy smooches I wanna give you little tiny smooches Smooch, smooch, all of the smooches Be my little shmoopy shmoo Why don't you (be my little shmoopy poo) Come on and (be my little shmooby do) (Gonna smooch ya) Be my little shmoopy, poopy, oomie, noomie, shlooby, booby Gooby, wooby, pumpkin, wumpkin, mooby, dooby, wookie, cookie Erbie, nerby, garby, warby, gergy, wergy, derby, schlerbie Wewie, pewie, shmoopy poo, a shmoopy poo