When you broke your rib
I wanted so badly to check in
You lost your new phone in the accident
You were looking at a text I sent
Picturing your ribs all breakin'
I set the world record for pacin'
Then fucked up an email to you and sent it
To the whole damn school on accident
Come on, baby, tell it again
I love the part where I look stupid
Come on, baby, tell it again
Come on, baby, tell it again
Add it to your best five
I'm sure it'd be that funny
If you'd actually died
When you hit, it hurts
I thought you were dead on the carpet
You sliced your finger open on accident
There was blood on the ceiling
I remember screaming at your roommate
Up until the moment you were okay
All that for stitches and a headache
And a lump in my throat the next day
Come on, baby, tell it again
I love the part where I look stupid
Come on, baby, tell it again
Come on, baby, tell it again
Add it to your best five
I'm sure it'd be that funny
If you'd actually died
Come on, baby, tell it again
Come on, baby, tell it again
Come on, baby, tell it again
Dig into the ribs
