24 years old
Going on 25
Empirically the hottest year of my whole life
This is my peak
I'm living in my prime
So best not waste any more of my time
And yes I might be young, but I ain't getting younger
So its gotta be a 12 month hot girl summer
I go to a bar
Then I go to another
And fill my SIM card up with hot boys' numbers
Any age, language, size, type, or colour
No man's safe, 'cept my dad or my brother
I've heard that youth is wasted on the young
So I've gotta
Use my youth quick
While I can still attract a lover
Cause I don't wanna be on my deathbed
Wishin' I'd got more head
Before the lines start appearing on my forehead
Before the time comes when I get ignored
I'll make sure I've got some memories recorded
It's like Paul said: "All you need is love"
I'm dead sure, I'm dead sure
This is what he had in mind then:
That I should find men
Many as I can
And I'll line em up, knock em off like pawns in a board game
And I already mourn myself before
May God rest that twink, he is no more
And in 20 years, you know, I'm sure
I'll think to myself now:
"What were you waiting for? You've got to..."
Use it or lose it
And I still don't know what It means to be a gay man over age 40
Unless I'm Ian McKellen or Graham Norton
It's what every film, tv, book has taught me
My life ends the day I'm not invited to the orgy
And I don't wanna be in my casket wishin' I'd got more dick
Wishin' that I had been a little more forward
You only get one life and then it's gone
So nothing wrong with being a little bit sordid
I'm exhausted
But I don't stop
I go to the club and ignore everyone I came with
Instead I chase him, then I chase him
It's the time of my life and I don't wanna waste it
Use it or lose it
