In My Room

One, two My dad just got off from an eleven-hour shift When he gets home, I lose all TV privileges Mom's stressed out, tryna make sure everyone gets fed Big bro is numbing out on the PlayStation again I'm in my room Making action figures kiss In my room learning the guitar And playing with my dick I'm in my room wondering if I Could ever get so rich That I'd never feel alone When I'm at home In my room TGI Monday, I can see my friends again I quote The Matrix, so I seem interesting My mom called your mom, so you could ride home on my bus She'll melt some cheese on chips, but then I got plans for us In my room, check out this poster The entire Simpsons cast In my room, I got this Weird Al tape Man, if you just wanna laugh In my room, maybe you could sleep over Hey, I just gotta ask And then we could spend the night Talking about life In my room, I am sacred I am safe, I am free In my room, I get to dream up Who I really wanna be In my room There's a kid who tried on all his brother's clothes Who hates the way he looks and is bad at saying no Who's trying so damn hard to never let it show Sometimes he's alone when he's at home