Pencil Thin Mustache

Now they make new movies in old black and white With happy endings where nobody fights So if you find youself in that nostalgic rage Honey jump right up, and show your age I wish I had a pencil thin mustache The boston blackie kind A two-tone Ricky Ricardo Jacket And an autographed picture of Andy Divine I remember bein', bucktoothed and skinny Writin' fan letters to Skye's niece Penny Oh I wish I had a pencil thin mustache Then I could solve some mysteries too And it's band stand disney land growin' up fast Drinkin' on a fake I.D Yeah Ramma of the jungle, was everyone's bawana But only jazz musicians were smokin' marijuana yeah! I wish I had a pencil thin mustache Then I could solve some mysteries too Pin thin pecil thin mustache And it's flat top dirty bop copin' a feel! Grubbin' on the livin' room floor, so sore! Yeah they send ya off to college try to gain a little knowledge But all you wanna do is, learn how to score yeah! Now i'm gettin' old, don't wear underwear I don't go to church, and I don't cut my hair But I can go to movies, and see it all there Just the way that it used to be That's why I wish I had a pencil thin mustache The boston blackie kind A two-tone Ricky Ricardo Jacket And an autographed picture of Andy Divine Oh I could be anyone I wanted to be Maybe suave Errol Flynn or Chief of Arabee If i only had a pencil thin mustache Then i could do some cruisin' too Yeah Brill cream, a little dab'll do ya Oh I could do some cruisin too!