If I Were A Bell

Ask me how do I feel Ask me now that we're cozy and clinging Well, sir, all I can say Is if I were a bell, I'd be ringin' From the moment we kissed tonight That's the way I've just gotta behave Boy, if I were a lamp, I'd light Or if I were a banner, I'd wave Ask me how do I feel Little me with my quiet upbringing Well, sir, all I can say Is if I were a gate, I'd be swinging And if I were a watch I'd start popping my spring Or if I were a bell I'd go ding dong, ding dong ding Ask me how do I feel From this chemistry lesson I'm learnin' Well sir, all I can say Is if I were a bridge, I'd be burning Yes, I knew my moral would crack From the wonderful way that you looked Boy, if I were a duck I'd quack Or if I were a goose I'd be cooked! Ask me how do I feel Ask me now that we're fondly caressing Pal, if I were a salad I know I'd be splashing my dressin' Or if I were a season I'd surely be Spring Oh if I were a bell Yes if I were a bell If I were a bell I'd go ding dong ding dong ding