Take Me Drunk

Drunk, gettin' the hell out of my way You know all good time And I need your [Incomprehensible] today Hey, please do good job for me Yeah, let's see it, yeah Well, I'm a damn straight shootin' man Ride with a gun in my hand Lookin' for a girl who'll understand Don't wants responsibility I don't care about holes in jeans I gotta get out tonight and see Hope I don't get in a fight Just because I grabbed some nice ass that don't belong to me I met a woman that said, I stunk I got a speed stick, damn, you're drunk She felt good 'round her ass and thigh She grabbed me low, I grabbed her high Said, "Take me backstage, pretty please Just let me finish up this here drink" Sat there about to change my mind When she turned and said, "Honey child" Take me drunk, I'm home Take me drunk, I'm stoned Take me drunk, wanna bone Take me drunk, gotta phone Take me drunk, where's my car? Take me drunk, am I far? Take me drunk, what's your name? Take me drunk, is this a bar? Had to think just a little more This chick was beginning to bore Didn't know if she was gonna score That was when I started to ignore I don't care about holes in jeans I gotta get out tonight and see Hope I don't get in a fight Just because I grabbed some nice ass that don't belong to me Take me drunk, I'm home Take me drunk, I'm stoned Take me drunk, wanna bone Take me drunk, gotta phone Take me drunk, where's my car? Take me drunk, am I far? Take me drunk, what's your name? Take me drunk, is the bar far? Stick it Baby girl, baby girl, I'm home Baby girl, baby girl, I'm home Baby girl, baby girl, I'm home Baby girl, baby girl, I'm home Take me drunk, I'm home Take me drunk, I'm stoned Take me drunk, wanna bone Take me drunk, gotta phone Take me drunk, where's my car? Take me drunk, am I far? Take me drunk, I have a name? Take me drunk, is this a bar? Take me drunk, I'm home Take me drunk, I'm home Take me drunk, oh Take me drunk, yeah, yeah Take me drunk, yeah, yeah Take me drunk, I'm home Take me drunk, I'm stoned Take me drunk, take me drunk at home Take me drunk up to home, well