The Bigger The Figure (with Keely Smith) [Single Version]

I've got a woman as big as a house yes sir She's as big as a two family house with a porch and a fence You won't believe what you see when you look at her She's enormous collosal tremendous gigantic immense Why try to deny it She's just what I like If she goes on a diet I'll go on strike The bigger the figure the better I like her The better I like her the better I feed her The better I feed her the bigger the figure The bigger the figure the more I can love She's exactly like a watermellon Big and round and sweet In a party dress She may be quite a mess But I love her a lot So what if she's not so neat The bigger the figure the better I like her The better I like her the better I feed her The better I feed her the bigger the figure The bigger the figure the more I can love If she ever eats me out of money And we need the rent That'll be a cinch Cuz when we're in a pinch I can put her to work under a circus tent The bigger the figure the better I like her The better I like her the better I feed her The better I feed her the bigger the figure The bigger the figure the more I can love She's exactly like a watermellon Big and round and sweet In a party dress She may be quite a mess But I love her a lot So what if she's not so neat The bigger the figure The better I like her The better I like her The better I feed her The better I feed her the bigger the figure The bigger the figure the more I can love The bigger the figure the better I like her The better I like her the better I feed her The better I feed her the bigger the figure The bigger the figure the more I can love