Cell Block Tango

Pop, Six, Squish, Uh Uh, Cicero, Lipschitz And now, the six merry murderesses of the Cook County Jail In their rendition of the Cell Block Tango Pop, Six, Squish, Uh Uh, Cicero, Lipschitz Pop, Six, Squish, Uh Uh, Cicero, Lipschitz Pop, Six, Squish, Uh Uh, Cicero, Lipschitz Pop, Six, Squish, Uh Uh, Cicero, Lipschitz He had it coming, he had it coming He only had himself to blame If you'd have been there, if you'd have seen it I betcha you would have done the same Pop, Six, Squish, Uh Uh, Cicero, Lipschitz Pop, Six, Squish, Uh Uh, Cicero, Lipschitz You know how people have these little habits that get you down Like Bernie Bernie, he liked to chew gum No, not chew, pop So, I came home this one day, and I'm really irritated And I'm looking for a little bit of sympathy And there's Bernie lyin' on the couch, drinkin a beer, and chewin' No, not chewin', poppin' So, I said to him, I said "You pop that gum one more time", and he did So, I took the shotgun off the wall And I fired two warning shots into his head He had it coming, he had it coming He only had himself to blame If you'd have been there, if you'd have heard it I betcha you would have done the same I met Ezekiel Young from Salt Lake City about two years ago And he told me he was single, and we hit it off right away So, we started living together He'd go to work, he'd come home I'd fix him a drink, we'd have dinner And then I found out "Single", he told me Single, my ass Not only was he married, oh no, he had six wives One of those Mormons, you know So that night, when he came home from work I fixed him his drink, as usual You know, some guys just can't hold their arsenic He had it coming, he had it coming He took a flower in it's prime And then he used it and he abused it It was a murder but not a crime Now, I'm standing in the kitchen Carving up the chicken for dinner Minding my own business In storms my husband Wilbur in a jealous rage "You been screwin' the milkman", he says He was crazy and he kept on screaming "You been screwin the milkman" And then he ran into my knife He ran into my knife ten times If you'd have been there, if you'd have seen it I betcha you would have done the same Mit kersek, én itt? Azt mondják, hogy a hires Lakóm lefogta a férjemet én meg lecsaptam a fejét De nem igaz, én ártatlan vagyok Nem tudom miért mondja Uncle Sam, hogy én tettem, probáltam A rendőrségen megmagyarázni, de nem értették meg Yeah, but did you do it? Uh uh, not guilty He had it coming My sister, Veronica and I had this double act (He had it coming) And my husband, Charlie traveled around with us Now, with the last number in our act We did these 20 acrobatic tricks in a row One, two, three, four, five, splits, spread eagles Back flips, flip flops, one right after the other So, this one night before the show We're down at the hotel in Cicero The three of us, boozin', havin' a few laughs, and we ran out of ice So, I go out to get some I come back, open the door And there's Veronica and Charlie Doing number seventeen, the spread eagle Well, I was in such a state of shock, I completely blacked out I can't remember a thing, it wasn't until later When I was washing the blood off my hands I even knew they were dead They had it coming (They had it coming), they had it coming (They had it coming) They had it coming all along (They had it coming all along) I didn't do it (She didn't do it), but if I'd done it (But if she'd done it) How could you tell me that I was wrong? They had it coming (They had it coming), they had it coming (They had it coming) They had it coming all along (They took a flower in its prime) I didn't do it (And they abused it), but if I'd done it How could you tell me that I was wrong? (He had it coming) I loved Al Lipschitz more than I can possibly say He was a real artistic guy, sensitive, a painter But he was always trying to find himself He go out every night looking for himself, and on the way He found Ruth, Gladys, Rosemary, and Irving I guess you could say we broke up because of artistic differences He saw himself as alive and I saw him dead The dirty bum, bum, bum, bum, bum The dirty bum, bum, bum, bum, bum They had it coming (They had it coming), they had it coming (They had it coming) They had it coming all along (They had it coming all along) 'Cause if they used us ('Cause if they used us), and they abused us (And they abused us) How could they tell us that we were wrong? He had it coming (He had it coming), he had it coming (He had it coming) He only had himself to blame (He only had himself to blame) If you'd have been there (If you'd have been there), if you'd have seen it (If you'd have seen it) I betcha you would have done the same You pop that gum one more time Single my ass Ten times Miert csukott Uncle Sam bortonbe Number seventeen, the spread eagle Artistic differences Pop, Six, Squish, Uh Uh, Cicero, Lipschitz