Roxie

The name on everybody's lips Is gonna be Roxie The lady rakin' in the chips Is gonna be Roxie I'm gonna be a celebrity That means somebody eveyone knows They're gonna recognize my eyes My hair, my teeth, my boobs, my nose From just some dumb mechanic's wife I'm gonna be Roxie Who says that murder's not an art? And who in case she doesn't hang Can say she started with a bang? Roxie Hart! Boys! They're gonna wait outside in line to get to see Roxie! Think of those autographs I'll sign "Good luck to ya, Roxie" And I'll appear in lavaliere That goes all the way down to my waist Here a ring, there a ring Everywhere a ring a ling But always in the best of taste Oh, I'm a star And the audience loves me And I love them and they love me for loving them And I love them for loving me and we love each other And that's 'cause none of us got enough love in our childhoods And that's showbiz, kid She's given up here humdrum life I'm gonna be Sing it! (Roxie!) She made a scandal and a start And Sophie Tucker will shit, I know To see her name get billed below Roxie Hart! (Roxie!) (Roxie!) (Roxie!) (Roxie!) (Roxie!) (Roxie!) (Roxie!)