Shoot the Dog

Ah, yeah, one two, one two, one two, one two Ah, yeah, yeah Come on ladies Ah, yeah yeah One two, one two, one two, one two GTI, hot shot He parks it there just to piss me off Bullyboy, gonna show you who's tough I'm gonna shoot the dog, I'm gonna shoot the dog It's party time (that's right) Everyday I spent Saturday night on Novocaine Called the pigs, but nobody came I'm gonna shoot the dog, I'm gonna shoot the dog Come on ladies Nine, nine, nine gettin' jiggy People did you see that fire in the city? It's like we're fresh out of democratic Gotta get yourself a little something semi-automatic, yeah That's why I'm always gettin' stoned, yeah That's why I'm out there havin' fun again Good puppy, good puppy Rolling on over Mustapha, Mazel tov The Gaza Boys, all that holy stuff I've got the feeling when it all goes off They're gonna shoot the dog, they're gonna shoot the dog So, Cherie, my dear Could you leave the way clear for sex tonight? Tell him "Tony, Tony, Tony, I know that you are horny But there's somethin' 'bout that Bush ain't right" Nine, nine, nine gettin' jiggy People did you see that fire in the city? It's like we're fresh out of democratic Gotta get yourself a little something semi-automatic, yeah That's why I'm always gettin' stoned, yeah That's why I'm out there havin' fun again Good puppy, good puppy Rolling on over for the Man The Ayatollah's gettin' bombed, yeah See Sergeant Bilko havin' fun again Good puppy, good puppy Rolling on over for the Man I believe, I believe what the old man said Though I know that there's no lord above I believe in me, I believe in you And you know I believe in love I believe in truth though I lie a lot I feel the pain from the push and shove No matter what you put me through I'll still believe in love And I say Ah, ah, yeah, ah, yeah Cherie baby, spliff up I wanna kick back, mama And watch the World Cup with you, baby Yeah, that's right, come on We're getting freaky tonight It's gonna be alright, it's gonna I wanna kick back, mama And watch the World Cup Oh yeah, baby, stay with me tonight Let's have some fun while Tony's stateside It's gonna be alright, it's gonna We're gonna kick back, mama, we're getting freaky tonight Come on, we're getting freaky Good puppy, good puppy We're gonna kick back, mama, we're getting freaky tonight See Tony dancing with Dubya, see Tony dancing with Dubya (distraction) See Tony dancing with Dubya (distraction) see Tony dancing with Dubya