Bad Jokes

The blind mans' seeing eye dog pissed on the blind mans shoe, The blind man said "here Rover here's a pice of beef for you." His wife said "don't reward him, you can't just let that pass." The blind man said "I gotta find his mouth so I can kick him in the ass." Bad jokes lord I love'em Bad jokes can't get enough of'em Oooooooooiiiieee bad jokes for me. You got one Dusty? I got one lefty. Lets hear it. When god created woman gave her not 2 breasts but 3 When the middle one got in the way god performed surgery The woman stood before god with the middle breast in hand Said "what do we do with the useless boob?" and god created man. Bad jokes lord I love'em Bad jokes can't get enough of'em Oooooooooiiiieee bad jokes for me. Gramps turned 80 the other day 'n everybody was there And he was dressed up in a brand new suit Sitting in his big arm chair. When a buttiful young naked woman stood up infront of the group She offerd gramps some super sex and he said "I'll take the soup." Bad jokes lord I love'em Bad jokes can't get enough of'em Oooooooooiiiieee bad jokes for me. Ready for another one? Yeaahhh lay it on me. Oly went to the neihborhood dance and won the big door prize It was a toilet brush 'n he took it home 'n the next week one of the guys Said "Oly how's that toilet brush, the one you won from the neihbors?" Oly said "oh it works pretty good but I prefer toilet paper." Bad jokes lord I love'em Bad jokes can't get enough of'em Oooooooooiiiieee bad jokes for me. Farmer had a champion bull breed 200 times a year. The farmers wife said "200 times isn't that wonderful dear." "Maybe you otta watch him, maybe he'll show ya how." Farmer said "he's a heck of a bull but it wasn't with the same cow." Come on now, Bad jokes lord I love'em Bad jokes can't get enough of'em Oooooooooiiiieee bad jokes for me. Ya got another one Dusty? Actuly I do. Did ya hear about the viagra shipment that was stollen.? No who'd they think did it? Well they don't know but on the look out for harden criminals. Ya got another one? I got another one Lefty. Sphen said to his friend "oy I think my wife died" His friend says " oh well what do you mean you think?" "Well the sex is still the same, but the dishes are stacking up" Hey Dusty Yeah Lefty Did you know that diareah is hereditary.? No I didn't Yeah it runs in your jeans. Hey a Lefty Ya go ahead Why do they call it PMS? PMS, well I don't konw, why? Because mad cow was already taken. Hey Dusty, Yeah Lefty, What do you get when you cross holy water with caster oil? I don't know Lefty, what do ya get? A religous movement. Hey a... hey Lefty What did the elephant say to the naked man? What did he say? It's cute but can you realy breathe through that thing. Bad jokes lord I love'em Bad jokes can't get enough of'em Oooooooooiiiieee bad jokes for me. Bad jokes man I love'em Bad jokes can't get enough of'em Oooooooooiiiieee baaaaaaaaaaaad woo jokes for me. HEY