Baked Beans

Here's a little song called Ice Cream I was feeling a bit peckish the other day So I thought that I might have to head around to the ol' Stupidmarket, to check out the Ice Cream situation So I headed off ' round the local Stupidmarket Went through the doors, and there, over to the right, standing next to the Ice Creams was a real cool lookin' chick So I thought I might have to just, quietly and casually walk over in her general direction, and say something classic to her like - Hi There! So, I casually and inconspicuously wandered over her direction, Stood up to her and said - Hi there My name's Wozzy and I try to write parodies, and put them on the net And she said "Well, good for you" So I thought it was about time I used my old line on her, so I got up on my tip-toes and whispered in her ear 'How about we head back to your place for a scoop of Ice Cream!!! Never fails, ya know Mind you - Ive always been a bit of a jack-the-lad with the girls and everything Anyway, by this time she couldn't resist my obvoius charms So she said 'O.K.' - Big Boy And she took me out of the Supermarket, down the main street, 'round the corner and ended up back at her place - we went through the front door, down the hallway, into the kitchen, where lying on the table right before me two beady little eyes, was a big carton of rich, creamy ICE CREAM!!!! YEAH YEAH