Sex Changes

Ha! Dear Mr. and/or Mrs. Sender We're pleased to inform you that your application's been accepted Starting from the time you get this letter Your life will be one never-ending "Hope you're feeling better" You get your choice of an aesthetic Ah, ah, ah, ah We'll need to chop your clock off Tick-tock, tick-tock, tick-tock, tick-tock It might not be what you expected Ohh-oh-oh There is no money back once you've been ripped off, ripped off, ripped off Today's a very special day Ohh-oh The boys'll murder for it, but what will the neighbors say? It leaves you feeling pretty hollow It might be nice to look at Don't forget you're stuck with it tomorrow, and tomorrow, and tomorrow You're big enough to stop pretending You'll start to really show within a week or so So don't go saying it's just come to your attention Ohh-oh-oh You'll get more than you're asking for without the right protection Today's a very special day Ohh-oh And how you'd love to have a little thing with which to play But love won't get you very far, oh Today be still your beating heart You'll have to keep on feeding it tomorrow and tomorrow and tomorrow Tomorrow and tomorrow and tomorrow Boys will be boys Will be boys will be boys Will be boys will be boys Will be girls With no warning, ah-ah Girls will be girls Will be guys Will be boys That don't cry Over toys That they use To beat girls They despise By the morning, oh They always said that sex would change you, change you, change you, change you No second thoughts, the knife is nearing You'll never hear the little pitter-patter, pitter-patter Of this little feat of engineering Ohh-oh-oh Of course I love you, and of course it's what's inside that matters But I think the whole charade is ending Ah, ah, ah It seems to me to be the only way to keep from getting Caught up in a long life of regretting The doctors said that once you get a taste for it you'll keep on cutting But while we happen to be here Ohh-oh Why don't you whisper all those sweet forevers in my ear Stiff upper lip in all this sorrow Hurry up and stick it in You never know when it will end tomorrow or tomorrow or tomorrow Tomorrow or tomorrow or tomorrow Tomorrow, tomorrow, tomorrow, tomorrow End tomorrow, end tomorrow, end tomorrow Ohh-oh They always said that sex would change you, change you, change you, change you Ha!