It's Hard to Be Humble

Oh Lord, it's hard to be humble When you're perfect in every way I can't wait to look in the mirror Cause I get better lookin' each day To know me is to love me I must be a hell of a man Oh Lord, it's hard to be humble But I'm doin' the best that I can I used to have a girlfriend But I guess she just couldn't compete With all of these love-starved women Who keep clamoring at my feet Well I could probably find me another But I guess they're all in awe of me Who cares? I never get lonesome Cause I treasure my own company Oh Lord, it's hard to be humble When you're perfect in every way I can't wait to look in the mirror I get better lookin' each day To know me is to love me I must be a hell of a man Oh Lord, it's hard to be humble When you're doing the best that you can I guess you could say I'm a loner A cowboy outlaw, tough and proud Well, I could have lotsa friends if I wanted, But then I wouldn't stand out from the crowd Some folks say that I'm egotistical Hell, I don't even know what that means I guess it has something to do with the way That I fill out my skin-tight blue jeans Oh Lord, it's hard to be humble When you're perfect in every way I can't wait to look in the mirror I get better lookin' each day To know me is to love me I must be a hell of a man Oh Lord, it's hard to be humble When you're doing the best that you can We're doing the best that we can! Give yourselves a hand. Yeeee-haw!