The Girls of Porn

Okay, all you pus-sucking motherfuckers out there It's time to win a chance to butt-bang Your daughter's tight virgin, cherry ass to caller number 666 The urge is too much to take (take) All I can think about is playing with myself It's time to masturbate I've got my Hustler and I don't need nothin' else Ginger, Ginger My hand gets tired and my dick gets sore But the girls of porn want more So I flip through the pages one more time And I just let the jism fly Yeah, yeah, yeah A quarter for a peep show A private booth or talking to a naked whore Triple "X" video 976 and I can whack it on the phone (Oh, you got a such nice ass) Nobody's home, I'm alone The devil in Miss Jones Nobody's home, I'm alone Aja & John Holmes We got gushin' gonads, tingling tushes Hairy balls and hairy bushes S & M, whips and chains Pregnant ladies with menstrual pains We got hand jobs and nipple tweaks Finger bangs and slappin' cheeks We got rape, necro & both ways And lots of hung studs for all you gays We got incest & bestiality too We got Sade & the sweetest taboo We got girls who'll eat your pee and poo And guys who'd love to fuck your shoe There's she-males, lezbos, & shaved beav And D-cup mamas with so much cleave Senior citizens who love to watch And sniff those skid marks from your crotch - yeah! Ain't got no woman next to me I just got this magazine And what's on the TV screen But that's okay with me My hand gets tired and my dick gets sore But the girls of porn want more So I flip through the pages one more time And I just let the jism fly (Mr. Bungle) Yeah, yeah, yeah I was trained to fuck you baby I, I, I, I was trained to fuck you baby I, I was trained to fuck you baby I, I, I, I was trained to fuck you baby Yeah,yeah,yeah,Yeah!