The Donut Song

Well, I walked round the corner And I walked round the block, And I walked right into a bakery shop. I picked up a doughnut And I wiped off the grease, And I handed the lady a five cent piece. Well, she looked at the nickel And she looked at me, And she said "Hey mister, you can plainly see. There's a hole in the nickel, There's a hole right through." Said I, "There's a hole in the doughnut too! Thanks for the doughnut, good-bye!"