The Queen and I

I love it how she breathes booze in the mornin' Man, it's so sexy how she can't remember last night I made the fatal mistake letting her drink again But who the hell am I to tell her how to live her life? And if you could put dumb in a shot glass I'm just another lush who's had one too many in me And we please don't have enough I see you stand there, settle for anything, anything's better than lettin' her 'Cause she could do better than me She'll come around eventually 'Cause baby girl's a queen But a queen's just a pawn with a bunch of fancy moves And she's made me a fiend I won't be withdrawn 'cause I got nothing to lose Oh no She's at the bottom of that bottle She's only one more swallow From being oh so hollow Hey, hey, hey! Bravo, she's at the bottom of that bottle She's only one more swallow From being oh so hollow Hey, hey, hey! I find it funny she can never find her car keys Immediately after telling me she can't take it She makes the cutest faces when she screams obscenities And slurs her words because she's never not inebriated And the front page headline read "Let the girl go, you know you can do better" It's bad, when the fact that you can't have her Is the reason you sweat her Don't let her take advantage of you Like the other girls let her You better cut your losses now, buddy 'Cause baby girl's a queen But a queen's a pawn with a bunch of fancy moves And she's made me a fiend I won't be withdrawn 'cause I got nothing to lose Oh no She's at the bottom of that bottle She's only one more swallow From being oh so hollow Hey, hey, hey! Bravo, she's at the bottom of that bottle She's only one more swallow From being oh so hollow Hey, hey, hey! Drown yourself It's not worth keeping me Just put it down right now And bow out gracefully Drown yourself It's not worth keeping me Just put it down right now And bow out gracefully 'Cause baby girl's a queen The queen's just a pawn with a bunch of fancy moves And she's made me a fiend I won't be withdrawn 'cause I got nothing to lose Oh no She's at the bottom of that bottle She's only one more swallow From being oh so hollow Hey, hey, hey! Bravo, she's at the bottom of that bottle She's only one more swallow From being oh so hollow Hey, hey, hey!