The Naugty Lady of Shady Lane

Boom de boom... The naughty lady of Shady Lane Has hit the town like a bomb The back fence gossip Ain't been this good Since Mabel ran off with Tom Our town was peaceful and quiet Before she came on the scene The lady has started a riot Disturbing the suburban routine The naughty lady of Shady Lane Has the town in a whirl The naughty lady of Shady Lane Me, oh, my, oh, what a girl Boom de boom... You should see How she carries on With her admirers galore She must be giving Them quite a thrill The way they flock to her door She throws those Come hither glances At every Tom, Dick, and Joe When offered some Liquid refreshment The lady never, never says no The naughty lady of Shady Lane Has the town in a whirl The naughty lady of Shady Lane Me, oh, my, oh, what a girl Boom de boom... The things they're Trying to pin on her Won't hold much water I'm sure Beneath the powder And fancy lace There beats a heart Sweet and pure She just needs Someone to change her And she'll be Nice as can be If you're in the Neighborhood, stranger You're welcome to Drop in and see The naughty lady of Shady Lane So delightful to hold The naughty lady of Shady Lane So delectable Quite respectable And she's only nine days old