Invasion Of The Flat Booty Bitches

Baby Check this out! Yeah, you I wanna ask you a question Where is your ass? Baby What happened? A nigga like me I know what's up I want a nasty bitch with a lot of butt If I can't find one anywhere It turns my dreams to nightmares Baby right there ain't got no ass But she's ok, if she's got cash Bitches, bitches, bitches Invasion of the flat bootie bitches I'll tell you 'bout a day that I had Seen nothin but bitches with no ass I woke up early feeling shabby Got juiced up with a big fat Cabby Cause every morning you know I have A big fat Cabby and a nice hot bath Just soaking, smoking, sir Too Short Thinkin about the day before Thirty minutes after I woke out I pulled a freak and took her to the house She was hella young, with alotta butt She sucked my dick and then we fucked That big tight pussy, I wouldn't pass A light-skinned freak with so much ass At 1 P.M. I was fuckin away I wanna do the same thing again today I want bitches, bitches, and more bitches Invasion of the flat bootie bitches The day my story made itself Every bitch I saw was flat as hell I told myself, I must need glasses Where's them bitches with the big round asses Me and my group just wanna be tough Freak two bitches then switch them up It was 3:35, the strip was lit Every two blocks I seen a bitch But that ain't nothing but a cap None of them bitches didn't have no ass Waiting on the bus, some was walking Me and my homie just started talkin' I said "homie, she looks good" He said that ass is flat as wood I said what about Vicky in the black And he said, Short, she's all that Bitches, bitches, bitches Invasion of the flat bootie bitches The Invasion was on Every single day of the week For every nigga living there's a freak If you've got game and a bed Why not get fucked and get some head Cause bitches all over wanna get worked I just need one with alotta turf Me and my homie, rolling and smoking Flat booty bitches took over Oakland I told my homie, I hate to say All the bitches with booties stayed home today And he said Short, what now? Put the pedal to the metal and hit the B-Town I thought them bitches out there was fine But the invasion was on and it fucked my mind Bitches, bitches, bitches Invasion of the flat bootie bitches We hit the B-Town like Oakland players I knew it, bitches was everywhere The first one had tits so fat But that don't work, her ass was flat The second bitch was flat too I capped on her like a motherfucking fool I said "biatch!" I know I'm capping Where's your ass, baby what happened She turned around and capped on me She said, fuck you nigga, where's your teeth I damn near fell jumping out the car But I slapped that bitch, and slapped her hard My homie said Short we got to cut But I was kicking that bitch in her big flat butt I kicked her ass, got in the ride Looked at the bitch and said bye bye Bitches, bitches, bitches Invasion of the flat bootie bitches The invasion was on We parked the car and took a walk I saw another bitch and I had to talk I said baby, baby, baby come here Yeah you baby with your long long hair Baby came over from across the street She was standing on the corner just talking to me I was spitting the game but I talked too fast Cause I didn't even notice that big flat ass Shit, and I was ready to go We was rolling back, to the O I told that bitch I changed my mind She looked at me and she said why? I said I'm so Too Short, the Oakland player I'm not one of them niggas who don't care It's no thing to do my duty But not with you and yo flat booty Flat ain't the play day, superstar I could see if you was white, but you're black as tar Bitches, bitches, bitches Invasion of the flat bootie bitches Bitches In the Berkeley temp, what did we find? Freak after freak with no behind One long day, I never got in I'm glad that shit never happened again Invasion of the flat booty bitches Damn, I must be dreaming Invasion of the flat booty bitches Wake me up 'fore I start screaming Invasion of the flat booty bitches What's this world comin to? Invasion of the flat booty bitches Where's your ass, what happened to you? Invasion of the flat booty bitches The invasion is on