Crazy Ex-Girlfriend

It took me five bars, saw 30 license plates I saw her Mustang and my eyes filled up with rage I brought my pistol, but I ain't some kinda fool So I walked right in barehanded She was on his arm while he was playing pool Just like I used to do She kissed him while I got a beer She didn't think I'd show up here I'm a crazy ex-girlfriend I watched her for a while, but I didn't like her walk Came across kinda cheap to me, but hey, how's that my fault? She looked at my man like he didn't have on a stitch Somebody tell that girl to step up to the plate I wanna pitch Little bitch Well, those pretty girls can play their game But they're damn well gonna know my name I'm a crazy ex-girlfriend, hey I started throwing things and I scared folks half to death I got up in his face and smelled whiskey on his breath Didn't give a second thought to being thrown in jail 'Cause, baby, to a hammer, everything looks like a nail I'm mad as hell Those pretty girls, they're all the same But they're damn well gonna know my name I'm a crazy ex-girlfriend I'm a crazy ex-girlfriend I'm a crazy ex-girlfriend