Horizontal Departure

And you said you'd never leave me In fact you said you'd be my only one I said you'd never grieve me baby For things do when you are only having fun, fun. You said you'd cry a river I thought you meant you'd cry a river of tears You'd rather die than live without me baby But little girl you're so insincere You know you count your blessings But now I find that you were counting sheep, counting sheep And then I try to court your feelings I caught your eye and then you caught my cheek All the trees [prisoners?] must come to view [feed?] now And there you stood so proud the apple of my eye You said you'd never leave me baby But little girl that's the reason why Whoa, that's why I have to leave you all alone Whoa, that's why you have to leave me all alone Let's go collect our prize now So entertaining we were no-one no-one [number one, number one?] The judge is hypnotized now But after all we both fooled [bought the fool] for so damn long So face the crowd and take a bow now, bow now 'Cos one more time and it will all be done 'Cos I must have been a show to you now baby My next performance has just begun Whoa, that's why I have to leave you all alone Whoa, that's why you have to leave me all alone Whoa, that's why I have to leave you all alone Whoa, that's why you have to leave me all alone Oh, Stop and think for a minute baby As they bring the curtain down Another drink then another, maybe The toast might not make rounds [To do so nothing rhymes?] I chose the style, the duck and the weaving [wheel?] We were famous for And here's to him, and here's to yours and You can thank me for the floor [... take the floor the floor] Whoa, that's why I have to leave you all alone Whoa, that's why you have to leave me all alone I don't know, so you turned around and found another fool I don't know, so you turned around and found another I don't know, so you turned around and found another fool I don't know, so you turned around and found another