The Internet Is for Porn

Finally, I get to teach a whole lesson, all by myself

And I'm gonna teach something relevant

Something modern

The internet, ah

The internet is really, really great

FOR PORN

I got a fast connection so I don't have to wait

FOR PORN

What?

There's always some new site

FOR PORN

I browse all day and night

FOR PORN

It's like I'm surfing at the speed of light

FOR PORN

Trekkie

The internet is for porn

Trekkie

The internet is for porn

What are you doing?

Why you think the net was born?

Porn, porn, porn

Trekkie

Oh, hello Kate Monster

You are ruining my song

Oh, me sorry, me no mean to

Well, if you wouldn't mind, please

Being quiet for a minute so I can finish?

Okie dokie

Good

I'm glad we have this new technology

FOR PORN, oop

Uh

Which gives us untold opportunities

FOR PORN, oop, sorry

And from your own desktop

FOR, mmm

You can research, browse, and shop

Mmm?

Until you've had enough

And you're ready to stop

FOR PORN

Trekkie

The internet is for porn

No

The internet is for porn

Trekkie

Me up all night honking me horn

To porn, porn, porn

That's gross

You're a pervert

Ah, sticks and stones, Kate Monster

No, really, you're a pervert

Normal people don't sit at home and look at porn on the internet

Oh?

What?

You have no idea

Ready, normal people?

Ready

Ready

Ready

LEMME HEAR IT

The internet is for porn

Sorry, Kate

The internet is for porn

I masturbate

All these guys unzip their flies

For porn, porn, porn

The internet is not for porn

Porn, porn

Hold on a second

What?

Now, I happen to know for a fact

That you, Rod, check your portfolio and trade stocks online

That's correct

And Brian, you buy things on Amazon.com

Sure

And Gary, you keep selling your possessions on Ebay

Yes, I do

And Princeton, you sent me that sweet online birthday card

True

Oh, but Kate, what you think he do after, hmm?

Uh, yeah

EW

The internet is for porn

Gross

The internet is for porn

I hate porn

Grab your dick and double click

For porn, porn, porn

I hate men

Porn (Porn, porn, porn)

I'm leaving

Porn (Porn, porn, porn)

I hate the internet

The internet is for

Internet is for

Internet is for porn

Yeah