Bubba Hyde

(Hit it boys) Barney works down at the A&P He drives a baby blue A.M.C. Ain't missed of day of work in 13 years He's a fire department volunteer He's got a yard that's always just been mowed Collected stamps since he was 10 years old You've never seen a more regular guy But when the sun goes down on Friday night Slaps on his Hai Karate after shave Puts on his Elvis jacket custom-made Gets in his patent leather zebra boots Fires up his super sport Malibu He burns the rubber 'cross the county line A honky tonkin' fool till closing time You ought to see him metamorphosize From Barney Jekyll into Bubba Hyde Monday morning it's a suit and tie Attention shoppers there's a two-for-one buy Tuesday afternoon he mans the wheel Makes his round in the bookmobile He's got a Wednesday night canasta game Thursday's the tourney at the bowling lanes His friends would freak out if they only knew The party animal he turns into Slaps on his Hai Karate after shave Puts on his Elvis jacket custom-made Gets in his patent leather zebra boots Fires up his super sport Malibu He burns the rubber 'cross the county line A honky tonkin' fool till closing time You ought to see him metamorphosize From Barney Jekyll into Bubba Hyde You oughta see him metamorphosize From Barney Jekyll into Bubba Hyde...