8 Million Stories

Went to Carvel to get a milkshake This honey ripped me off for all my loot cakes The car, oh yeah, there's money in my jacket Somebody broke into my ride and cold macked it Yo, Tip, I tell you man the devil's tryin' it But I'm going to stay strong 'cause I ain't buying it Tonight I'm taking Sherry out, I don't have jack to wear You know I gots to look dipped in the fresh new gear Cool, I found something so I ironed it I then got caught up on the phone, oh shit I'm frying it Will someone tell me what did I do to deserve this? I think I'll pull out my suit for Sunday service My little brother wants Barney, cool I'm gettin' it Took him down to Kay-Bee, they ain't sellin' it Here we go with the cryin', yo, he's throwing fits My blood pressure's blowing up, I can't take the shit Finally, got what he wanted now he's good to go Again the ride was smashed, where's my radio? One time the car was in the shop, I had to borrow see They had no mercy on the car they almost killed me Where the hell can Nicki be? I'm gonna smack her up I got the tickets for the Knicks and she cold stood me up I need to hit a honey off, Jarobi pass the phone Pulled out my book of hoes, oh yo, Sheila's home Steady smilin' like a mother, yo, I'm read' to bone Went down to hon, she's in the red zone Stressed out more than anyone could ever be Forever tryin' to clear the samples for my new LP Everybody knows I go to Georgia often Got on the flight and I ended up in Boston With all these trials and tribulations, yo, I've been affected And to top it off, Starks got ejected Problems (help me out now), problems (help me out y'all) Problems (help me out now, help me out y'all) Woe is me, I'm having Problems (help me out y'all), problems (help me out now) Problems (help me out God, help me out y'all) Just last week, my girl was stressing me (uh) Now her best friend be underssin' me (uh) Well, I was lovin' her by the moon ray (word) Now I'm tricking on her like Kinte' (c'mon) Bought a bag of izm from the smoke shop (uh) Walking towards the car, here come the damn cops (uh) Now I'm station bound for the Thai sticks I bought it for my man, I don't believe this shit Coach sat me down from the ball team (uh) 'Cause I was breakin' niggaz on the inseams (word, word) Some niggaz cross-town was tryin' to stick me All I had was shorts, a dollar 50 (uh) Picked up this girl in the hooptie Just because I rhyme, she tried to soup me (oh, man) Pay for this, pay for that, loot for nails and hair Who the hell you think I am, Mr. Belvedere? (Uh) Go and get a bloody job, then can we look cute Even if you give me boots, you'll never see my loot She wasn't even all of that, just another hooker So, I turned that ass away, quick like Chucky Booker Sometimes you got to put the hoes in their friggin' place Just move from in front me with your bati face! Problems (help me out now), problems (help me out y'all) Problems (help me out, God, I really need ya) Lord knows I'm having Problems (help me out now), problems (help me out y'all) Problems (help me out y'all, I really need ya) Jesus Christ, I'm having Problems (help me out now), problems (help me out God) Problems (really need ya, help me out now) Pray for me, I'm having Problems (help me out y'all), problems (help me out now) Problems (help me out y'all) Yeah (help me out y'all, help me out now) Yeah (help me out, God) Just lay down your burdens by the riverside Hah, and you'll be alright, know what I'm sayin'? Love and peace from Phife for '93, knahmsayin'? Tribe Called Quest, Shaheed, and Tip This is how we flip My man Muhammad in the house, huh (come on, come on) Zulu Nation in the house, huh (come on, come on) SubRoc is in the house, huh (come on, come on) My man Skeff is in the house, huh (come on, come on) Jarobi White is in the house, huh (come on, come on) Bob Power in the house, huh (come on, come on) My man Eric in the house, huh (come on, come on) My man Nitro in the house, huh (come on, come on) Help me out y'all, help me out now Help me out y'all, help me out now Help me out God, I really need ya Help me out now, I really need ya Help me out y'all, help me out now I'm having problems, help me out now Really need ya, to help me out now Help me out y'all, help me out now Help me out y'all, help me out now Help me out y'all, help me out now Help me out God, I really need ya Having problems, help me out now Help me, help me, help me, help me, help me, help me Help me, help me, help me, help me, help me, help me Help me, help me, help me, help me, help me, help me Help me, help me, help me, Muhammad!