Refried Beans

{*Mexican cry*} Orale, A.L.T. What's up, holmes No one's ever done a song about frijoles You know, beans Refried beans, holmes Caviar, naw, and I tried it twice I want some beans with a side of rice Refried, ied, re- (WHAT) Beans Gotta watch out, you might rip your jeans Cause the buildup holds gasses, it passes Our asses And it surpasses The toxic lover, watch the O-Zone burn But I still, what, but But I still yearn For someied beans Please don't doubt 'em Don't talk about 'em, I can't live without 'em Mexican, Mexican, I love to eat them Beans Cause I can't afford meat Motownphilly Yeah, that was silly A bowl of beans and a jalapeno chile Eat 'em with a friend Eat 'em in teens But you gotta eat (WHAT) Eat themied beans I was in bed, I was fast asleep The house was quiet, was no, not a peep I woke up cause I thought I heard clappin' {*clapping sounds*} Grandma's up in the kitchen, slappin' The dough together Mama mia A bowl of beans and a fresh tortilla One more bowl, one more bowl, please Easy on the salt, but with extra cheese I'm addicted, yes, I'm a fiend Not for crack, but A pinto bean Gimme one, gimme one, gimme one, fast For I'll get gas, and we'll have a blast Ay, chihuahua This song is hotter than a jalapeno It's got me jumpin' like a Mexican jumpin' bean, holmes Dame mas frijoles, dame mas PASS ME THE TUMS Cause that's what happens, and that's what comes With eating a bowl of frijoles Holy moley The guacamole Is on the side IS ON THE SIDE Forget that stake holmes, I got my pride Some homeboy tried to hide My bowl of beans, but it was suicide I want a lot And pipin' hot Grandma makes in a big ol' pot Someone gave me some navy beans I couldn't do 'em So I threw 'em And no, I didn't try to barbecue 'em Because they fall through the barbecue grill No more jokes, homeboy, just chill Refried, ied, ied beans Refried, ied, ied beans Refried, ied, ied beans Refried, ied, ied beans Refried, ied, ied beans Refried, ied, ied beans Refried, ied, ied beans Refried, ied, ied beans {*Mexican cry*} LA FIESTA VAMOS, ORALE, ORALE, ORALE {*Mexican cry*} Que viva A.L.T. and Mexico Orale, vieja, vamos a bailar, vamos Whoo, passa el tequila Nos vamos a poner pejo {*Mexican cry*}