No News

She said, "It's just a woman thing" And pulled out of the drive I said not to worry I'm an understanding guy I heard when you love someone You gotta let them go She hollered, "When I find myself You'll be the first to know" Ooh hoo no news I've learned to do the laundry Feed the cat and clean the house I promised to be patient While she worked her problems out When she packed her bags Her destination was unclear But I sensed that her intentions Were honest and sincere Ooh hoo no news She could telephone, tell a friend Tell a lie bout where she's been Send a pigeon, send a fax Write it on a post-it pad Send a signal up in smoke Tap it out in Morse code I'd prefer a bad excuse To no news Her mama's been a little vague As to her whereabouts Her sister says, "I'm certain Your romance is headed south" I don't have a single doubt That she's still in love My level of anxiety Is just a product of Ooh hoo no news She could telephone, tell a friend Tell a lie bout where she's been Send a pigeon, send a fax Write it on a post-t oad Send a signal up in smoke Tap it out in Morse code I'd prefer a bad excuse She missed her bus, missed her plane Surely this can be explained Lost her car at the mall Got locked in a bathroom stall Joined a cult, joined the Klan On the road with Pearl Jam Buried with the Grateful Dead Came back as a parrot head Got derailed, got de-iced Offered as a sacrifice FBI, CIA, if they've seen her They ain't saying No news! Still no news! Oh oh oh