Quickie

Ladies and gentlemen! Yes my fine gentlemen friends Okay, we're gonna turn to the chapter in eyenetics Called left pimping Everybody turn to left pimping Now as you can see It's located in a region near your man Called untitled space I'm T-Boz, I got it like that Left Eye's dope, she's got it like that Chilli's fly, she's got it like that TLC and that's where it's at I'm T-Boz, I got it like that Left Eye's dope, she's got it like that Chilli's fly, she's got it like that TLC and that's where it's at We met at the park at the Summer Jams Timbs untied with saggy pants Not the kind of guy I would give a chance But he was kinda packin' under circumstance Six foot three, sexy as can be I saw him through the crowd comin' up to me He said aren't you that shorty from TLC He told me 'bout the things he would do to me (So come on over) Let me check you out See just what you're talkin' 'bout (So come on over) Boy you turn me on Talkin' that stuff on the telephone (So come on over) You got me showin' through So I can't wait to get next to you (So come on over) Don't let it take too long I'm ready to put it on You need some Ginseng For your ping ping So we can do it! Oops First he came And then he went Right to sleep on me I could not believe Wakin' up and givin' what I need (Yeah, yeah) First he came And then he went Right to sleep so fast Did he have it up his sleeve To pull a quickie on me He pulled a quickie on me No no no no no he didn't He pulled a quickie on me No no no no no he did not He pulled a quickie on me No no no no no he didn't He pulled a quickie on me No no no no no he didn't Yeah yeah He called me up to apologize Said he owed me one and tonight's the night Didn't know if he should get another chance But he was kinda packin' under circumstance He didn't know that I peeped him out Picked up on what a quickie is all about So went to dinner back to the crib So I could switch it up and show him how it is (So come on over) Let me check you out See just what you're talkin' 'bout (So come on over) Boy you turn me on Talkin' that stuff on the telephone (So come on over) You got me showin' through So I can't wait to get next to you (So come on over) Don't let it take too long I'm ready to put it on Oh wait, hold up, hold up, hold up Is your name Lil Dickie? 'Cause I heard you pulled a quickie First he came And then he went Right to sleep on me I could not believe Wakin' up and givin' what I need (Yeah, yeah) First he came And then he went Right to sleep so fast Did he have it up his sleeve To pull a quickie on me He pulled a quickie on me No no no no no he didn't He pulled a quickie on me No no no no no he did not He pulled a quickie on me No no no no no he didn't He pulled a quickie on me No no no no no he didn't Yeah yeah Now as we bring this class to a close There is one last thing that we must review, everybody Alright, it's called the left hip dance Now what you're gonna do is you're gonna put your left foot in front Lean to the left And dip Just like sweet rivers, I got a tasteful flow My ears and neck shivers, with this icy snow Head soulfully quiver, 'cause the rhythm knows How to correlate with necks 'til vertebrae's blow I murder days though meanin' I kill time You heard of Mayo? Well, my cars do real fine Miracle whip, this lyrical chick On some spiritual shit This will be a perennial trip Damn (Damn) I'm that imperial bitch (Uh) First he came (Hey now, hey now, hey now) And then he went Right to sleep on me (Right to sleep on me) I could not believe (I could not believe, yeah yeah) Wake it up and give me what I need (Ginseng for your ping ping) Yeah, yeah First he came And then he went (And then he went) Right to sleep so fast (Right to sleep so fast, so fast ah!) Did he have it up his sleeve? (Up his sleeve ah!) To pull a quickie on me He pulled a quickie on me (And let me tell ya now) I'm T-Boz, I got it like that (He pulled a quickie) Left Eye's dope, she's got it like that (He pulled a quickie) Chilli's fly, she's got it like that (He pulled a quickie quickie quickie) TLC and that's where it's at (We're TLC hah!) No no no no no he didn't He pulled a quickie on me No no no no no he didn't Yeah yeah And I'm not doin' it with him anymore