Intro-Lude

Yo, I'm checkin' for left eye man Oh, God, G I don't know God, I don't know God I don't God, I don't really, really know Check my flow (crazy, crazy, crazy) My man Al B, sure he's in "Effect Mode" Used to have a crush on Dawn from En Vogue It's not like Honey Dip would wanna get with me But just in case, I own more condoms than TLC Um, speakin' of which, you know how I troop Late Thursday night, playing ball at run-and-shoot I see my girl, Chilli, in her Lexus Coupe Sittin' pretty, ooh, in that hot pink suit And Bam! In through the door, she struts It's the lovely T-Boz with the ill haircut But Left Eye's the dime piece Yeah, you know it's all good But I hear, it was a hood It's like that y'all My name's Malik the Phife from freak It's like that y'all My name's Malik the Phife from freak It's on the M-I-C-R-O-P-H-O-N-E, I rule TLC up in the house Crazy Sexy Cool Ya know what I'm sayin'