The Kids Don't Stand a Chance

A devastatin' backstroke All the way from France With shiny, shiny cuff links A shirtsleeve to enhance The pinstriped men of mornin' Are coming for to dance With pure Egyptian cotton The kids don't stand a chance You criticize the practice By murderin' the plans Ignorin' all the history Denyin' them romance The pin striped men of mornin' Are comin' for to dance Forty million dollars The kids don't stand a chance I didn't like the business But that was at first glance Your pillow feels so soft now But still you must advance The pin striped men of mornin' The partners in the dance Paper's shot to pieces The kids don't stand a chance