I Shall Scream

Mr. Bumble I shall scream No, you wouldn't, hey ho If I wanted something special Then you couldn't say no Did I nearly catch you smiling? Yes I did, and it's beguiling If your hand is close, I'll press it Yes, you like it Come confess it Yes, you do (No I don't) Yes, you do I shall scream I shall scream! Till they hasten to my rescue I shall scream Since there's nobody that's near us Who can see us or can hear us If I ask you can I kiss you Say, what will my pretty miss do? (I shall scream, scream, scream!) If I pinch you one pinch From your shy protective shell Can I un-inch you one inch? Will my blithesome buxom beauty Let her suitor do his duty? Though his lap ain't very large, dear Sit upon it There's no charge, dear Will you sit? (No I shan't) Will you sit? I shall scream I shall scream For the safety of my virtue I shall scream Though your knee is rather cozy See, my cheeks are getting rosy You would have me in your power If I sat here for an hour (I shall scream, scream, scream!) You're a naughty, bad man If you think I can't be proper Prim and haughty, I can And you'll pardon if I mention You must state your true intention Is there not another room here? (No) If there were a bride and groom here Would there be? (Well, there might) We shall see I shall scream I shall scream At the thought of what you're thinking I shall scream You will wonder where that scream went When we come to an agreement As my lovey dovey's chubby Could she love a chubby hubby? I shall scream, Mr. Bumble I shall scream, Bumble-Wumble I shall scream, scream - What now? Scream!