Act One: Trouble

If you're looking for trouble You came to the right place If you're looking for trouble Look right in my face I was born standing up And talking back My daddy was a green-eyed mountain Jack And I'm evil My middle name is misery Hooo! I said I'm evil So don't you mess around with me I never looked for trouble But I never ran I don't take no kind of mess from no kinda man I'm only made of flesh, blood and bone If you want to stop a rumble don't you try to do it alone I'm evil My middle name? Huh, misery Hooo! I said I'm evil So don't you mess around with me 'Cause I'm evil My middle name is misery Hooo! I said I'm evil So don't you mess around with me