Divorce Me C.O.D.

I just bought me a great long ticket I'm gonna use it at 4 p.m. So you can call your secret love and tell the news to him You thought your little romance was on the strict Q.T If you want your freedom P.D.Q, divorce me C.O.D. I won't be around to hear you cry I'm Texas-bound, and by and by You can reach me down in Dallas A general delivery So if you want your freedom P.D.Q, divorce me C.O.D. Now there's gonna come a day, girl, when you'll be feeling blue You're gonna find that you can't pay your bills With a little old I.O.U This dynamite you're messing with, may be T.N.T So if you want your freedom P.D.Q, divorce me C.O.D. When the winter comes, I hope you freeze While I play my tune playing around in my BVDs I ain't no college professor, I ain't got no P.H.D But if you want your freedom P.D.Q, divorce me C.O.D.