Skypager

Do you know the importance of a Skypager? Uh, uh, uh, uh (welcome to the Skypager) Those who don't believe, see you're laid behind Got our sky pagers on all the time Hurry up and get yours 'cause I got mine Especially if you do shows, they come in fine If you're with a G and you're sipping wine Eating cacciatore with a twist of lime Gotta meet your lover at a quarter to nine Joint by the base, then you get your high If you get your high, then mines are next The "S" in Sky page really stands for sex The beeper's going off like Don Trump gets checks Keep my bases loaded like the New York Mets At times I miss the pager, so you don't get vex Having bad days like a voodoo hex Conceptually, a pager is so complex That I'll be standing by the phone, ready to flex Welcome, wel-wel-welcome to the new Skypager Wel-welcome to the new Skypager Welcome to the new Skypager, new Skypager Enter the telephone number or other numeric message Uh, so funky Uh, so funky Uh, so funky Uh, so funky The batteries I use are called Duracell They last for three weeks, so they do me well Don't be going through no phases, my joint stays on If you're in Costa Rica on a sunlit beach Your greed for the Phifer, I can be reached A number of importance, I just put it on the lock You leave code "69", which means you want some- People tend to think that a pager's foul Well, it kinda is 'cause it makes me scowl But it really hurts when you're on the prowl Brothers know it hurts when you're on the prowl Grabbin' on my joint cause I'm an eager owl Get paged by a G or a business pal My shit is overflowin', they won't allow Another page, so I'll just end this now (Message sent, thank you for calling Skypager)