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Credits
PERFORMING ARTISTS
Robert Pollard
Vocals
Tobin Sprout
Bass Guitar
COMPOSITION & LYRICS
Robert Pollard
Songwriter
Tobin Sprout
Songwriter
Lyrics
I met a non-dairy creamer
Explicitly laid out like a fruitcake
With a wet spot
Bigger than a great lake
Took me to the new church
And baptized me with salt
She told me, "liquor"
I am a new man
Hot freaks
This one is on the house
This one is better than ever
I walked into the house of miraculous recovery
And stood before king everything
And he asked me to join him in the red wing
Took me to pie land
Said, "I'm a thigh man"
I will be eternally hateful
Hot freaks
Hot freaks
Hot freaks
This one is on the house
This one is better than ever
And this one is on the house
This one is better than ever
This one is on the house
This one is better than ever
Writer(s): Robert Pollard Jr, Tobin Sprout
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